Welcome to the World Famous Comedy Store on Sunset in Hollywood, CA! Tonight’s show is called Keys to the Store. It is hosted by Avery Pearson. It features him playing comedic songs on the keyboards (aka, keys) and key comedians from the LA scene.
Iliza Shlesinger (Good on Paper) is due to give birth next week. She talks about the difference between how men congratulate her verses how they congratulate her husband. To her husband, it’s all high fives. It’s like, cool man, you like to fuck, me too! She does a very funny man impersonation. But then to her, it’s a sign that she is already carrying another man’s seed, so it’s a very low-key congratulations.
Pete Holmes (Crashing) jokes that he wishes his daughter could see how good she has it. He imagines a Christmas Carol style ghost visiting her and taking her back in time to see how his father treated him. The ghost takes her to an example of his father apologizing to him, and it is just complete nothingness, because it never happened!
Andrew Santino (Beef) has a great bit about mis-naming the drug that he is taking and saying Levitra. He calls up his doctor and gets his nurse on the line. He tells her that it is giving him really bad diarrhea. She asks if it happening while he is performing. He thinks that she recognizes his name and is flattered, and then responds that it happens right after he finishes. She asks if gets on his partner, and he responds that he does a solo act!
Jim Jefferies (Legit) asks the audience to notice how they feel after the following two sentences. “My husband is coming” and then “My wife is coming”. After the first, the response is “Great, he can help out.” After the second, the response is “Oh, no. Are you in trouble?”
Ahamed Weinberg jokes about how in the future, the police will be replaced by an app called “Help”. Instead of calling 911, you’ll use the app and then it will tell you that Andrew with AK47 is 23 minutes away. Then, you’ll freak out when you see his car icon spinning. When he finally arrives, he’ll apologize and say his uber was so slow!
Cost of a ticket: $40 plus two drink minimum
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Get tickets now for Keys to the Store on March 11th!
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